How to Have a Sick Time in Vegas
March 25, 2011
THURSDAY
Step 1: Check into sick Planet Hollywood Towers suite with 10 friends.*
Step 2: Enjoy free admission and free drinks from 10:30-midnight at Bank simply for being a woman in Vegas during March Madness.
Step 3: Become entranced by shiny, sparkly things.
Step 4: Stuff face into box of Cheez-its in in-room Jacuzzi at 3am.**
FRIDAY
Step 1: Recover at the pool
Step 2:
Eat life-changing Pre Theatre menu at Le Cirque with 6 of our best friends.***
Step 2: Consider waiting in line for a cab to the club, then bargain with a desperate stretch limo driver instead.
Step 3: Have an okay time at Tryst.
Step 4: Continue having an okay time at Tryst.
SATURDAY
Step 1: Wander around the Strip.
Step 2: Consider your life changed yet again after going to see Ka****.
Step 3: Recreate the Cirque de Soleil experience from the comfort of your own suite.
Step 4: And while you’re at it, create a Lady Gaga experience as well.
SUNDAY
Step 1: Wonder how the hell you’re going to handle 6 more hours in Vegas.
Step 2: With chicken and waffles at Bouchon, that’s how!
Step 3: Goodbye, Vegas! See you next year.
*Baller suites are affordable when you cram 11 people into them.
** When I asked Sarah if she preferred me to use this picture versus one where she looked more like herself, she said, “Use the horrible one. You know dignity is not important to me. But accuracy is.”
**This 3 course meal (plus amuse bouche and itty bitty candies) is $68 without wine pairing and $98 with. If you love going out to eat great food, you must eat here. It is in the top 3 meals of my life (and believe me, I’ve eaten some great meals). That was the best $100 I’ve ever spent. Of course, not all best friends were present.
*** Get 20% off Ka tickets by joining the MGM Player’s Club (it’s free). Get the second cheapest seats. If you buy the expensive ones and sit in the front, you’ll miss seeing a lot of the aerial stuff.
March 25, 2011 at 2:19 pm
I thought the asterisk next next to best friends was going to say something like “not all best friends were present” or something like that. haha. I so wish I could have been on this awesome trip. Glad you guys had so much fun!
March 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm
fixed it! i wish you were there too
March 25, 2011 at 2:25 pm
OMG! Thank’s for sharing the fun and outrage! Love, Mom
March 25, 2011 at 2:43 pm
Thank you for linking to Bank’s website, because now I know that “The Bank is Las Vegas’ premier nightlife destination, catering to a discerning audience with higher sensibilities.” Which, lolololol Bank.
March 25, 2011 at 2:45 pm
“Like its namesake, The Bank will be a sanctuary for all things precious – the décor and design are no exception. Attention to detail abounds where combinations of rich textures and modern elements will create a harmoniously paired aesthetic. A resplendent palette of colors will complement the club’s intricate details creating a luxurious yet contemporary vibe.”
CHEEZ-IT VOMIT EVERYWHEEEERRRREEEEE! (NOT MINE)
March 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm
I do think that about covers it.
March 29, 2011 at 10:17 am
“Use the horrible one. You know dignity is not important to me. But accuracy is.” SO MANY THUMBS UP
April 2, 2011 at 8:45 am
I think its impossible to not have an outrageously good time in vegas no matter what you do! Rachel and I are taking baby sis Hannah there in June for her 21 birthday…can you believe she is so old? What?? I can’t wait to sponsor her first vegas weekend
October 6, 2011 at 1:01 pm
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